- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What is a jew in space? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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