- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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