- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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