Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Your face

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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