How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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what's black and can't swim?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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