Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

NEVER

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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