Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

There is no joke here, stop reading.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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