- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

I have a gay camel

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Muslim athletes.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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