What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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