Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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