What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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