Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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This joke is funny

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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