- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

girls basketball

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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