- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

cancer

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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