- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

1+2 = 6

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

hey, my names mark.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

cats are pussies

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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