Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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aodhan hearty

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Black people.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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roses are red violets should be purple

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Anti Joke

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