Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

say cheese

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Neither have I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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