- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

women's rights.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

gabbi nunez ;)

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

think twice or at least think

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Republicans

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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