roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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