Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Donkey lips

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...