In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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