- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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