Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Jokes Ki Duniya

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

A shark ate your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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