- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

hello

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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