Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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8===D

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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like if your cool

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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