- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Please? No.

HEY YOU!!!!

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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