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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.