- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Nice belt.

Nickelback

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Obamacare

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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