- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

-knock knock! -doors open

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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