How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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