Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Nuneaton..

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

My dad

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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