How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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womens rights

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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