what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Anti Joke

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