- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

I work at jcpenny

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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