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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What did the car do? CRASH!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What did the car do? CRASH!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.