Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Wanker

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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