Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

what's black and can't swim?

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

leon harney ya pikey

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

your social life.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

This is not a joke or is it

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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