- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

... i forgot the joke :p

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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