Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Ron Paul for President!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

everybody loves raymond

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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