- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Corn Muffins

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

I have suicidal thoughts

I'm 4 and what is this?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Hillary Clinton

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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