- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

your mom died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Where's my tractor?

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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