- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Link ate ink to make him sink.

This isn't funny.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

falling didnt make the difference

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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