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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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heyy emit chase wazzup

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

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