Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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