what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Paper shield.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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