- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

The FCC

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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