Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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