- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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