why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Ron Paul for President!

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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