Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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