- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

This is funny.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I have a gay camel

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Im batman...suck it losers

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What killed the name cool? Coolio

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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