Daym im romantic

Guess What??? Ur Murr

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock! Come in..

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Students, please find the surface integral.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

What happen? Idk...

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