- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did death say to life? Go die

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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